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[gotitmaid]

Greetings,

my name is Maid Man, and it's my understanding that we've been brought together for the purpose of fighting evil. A task I know well and am prepared to undertake.

I humbly request whatever information can be offered on the current situation. Knowledge is power after all and I am loath to rush into a dangerous situation unprepared.

I look forward to working with you all.

Comments

[2nd-spider.livejournal.com]

...well, there is Squirrel Girl, I guess...

So what do you ... do? Besides apparently fight crime. How do you, uh... go about it?

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

I prefer the old fashioned methods. Beating the pavement night by night tracking down clues and following leads to help me find crimes and prevent them before they go through.

Then of coarse there are the random crimes that occur that you can't predict. Crimes of passion are most common in my city so I just try to get to the scene of the crime before the bad guys leave.