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[gotitmaid]

Greetings,

my name is Maid Man, and it's my understanding that we've been brought together for the purpose of fighting evil. A task I know well and am prepared to undertake.

I humbly request whatever information can be offered on the current situation. Knowledge is power after all and I am loath to rush into a dangerous situation unprepared.

I look forward to working with you all.

Comments

[2nd-spider.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry. You're what?

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

Maid Man, a "Cape" as we're referred to in my world.

[Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

... Did you choose that name, or have it handed down, out of curiosity?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

Ah...you'll have to excuse me. I'm not one to share too much personal information upon first meeting particularly over unsecured broadcasts.

It is an unorthodox title in some circles but there are stranger more gimmicky capes where I come from.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Oh, you don't need to tell me that.

We've got plenty of gimmicky sorts back in Paragon. I could fill a book with 'em, but I've been beaten to it.

[2nd-spider.livejournal.com]

...well that's, a...

Interesting choice...

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

There are stranger.

[2nd-spider.livejournal.com]

...well, there is Squirrel Girl, I guess...

So what do you ... do? Besides apparently fight crime. How do you, uh... go about it?

[lotsoftitles.livejournal.com]

Maid...Man?

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

Precisely. How may I be of service?

[lotsoftitles.livejournal.com]

And you...fight evil?

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

I clean the clocks of criminals metaphorically speaking.

[lotsoftitles.livejournal.com]

....

Sagatchi?

You are....

THE BEST. SUPERHERO. EVER!

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

....if you're the guy version of Roll, I will short a circuit laughing.

[glompwitch.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda scared, actually, but that's me.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Of a guy dressed as a maid?

[glompwitch.livejournal.com]

You underestimate the power of maids.

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

Nothing to be afraid of I assure you unless you are a criminal.

[glompwitch.livejournal.com]

See, attitudes like that just kinda scare me more. I work on the right side of the law now and all, have since I arrived in the Digital World, but..

[rocknroll-tango.livejournal.com]

...

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Um... hi Tootsie. How have you been?

[rocknroll-tango.livejournal.com]

Tired, actually. Yourself?

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who Roll is so I'm afraid I can't answer that.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

The second girl to answer me. She was built to clean house.

[gotitmaid.livejournal.com]

Well in a matter of speaking I do "Clean House" both literally and metaphorically.